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Thursday, June 3, 2010

What If They Were Fat?

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Movie Stars. We all want to be them. Or date one.

They're perfect, beautiful...and thin. But what if they weighed what we weighed? How beautiful would they be if they were fat...like us? Would they still be gorgeous, or would they look like regular people? Let's take a look...

Paris Hilton -

This is my favorite. Not only does she look normal, she looks downright ugly. Oh wait, she's always ugly.

Jessica Alba - without the smokin bod, she's just another pretty face.


Justin Timberlake - I picture this face belonging to someone named Billy Bob Joe Jack, sitting in his battered lawn chair on his trailer porch add-on, letting beer dribble down his chin - with a tin can of cigarettes and his trusty shotgun by his side.


Megan Fox - This picture gave me a weird thrill. I can't stand Megan Fox, and to see her looking like an overweight 2 dollar hooker....made me very happy.



Well, that's it for now. I think I may run this segment again in the future. I'm not saying that weight makes you ugly - I'm trying to say that all the people I am jealous of or aspire to be - well, they look just like everyday people without the personal trainers and dietitians. I choose to look at it like this, What am I going to look like when I lose all my weight?

23 comments:

  1. What might be fun...when yo lose all the weight find a site that shows you what you would look like if you were overweight and compare to see how accurate it was.

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  2. These are great!! Justin Timberlake....I laughed so hard!! :)

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  3. Haha, I would still let fat Justin rock my body. :P

    Thanks for the mention! <3

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  4. Oh Paris, you'd be nothing if it weren't for your stick figure frame and slutty ways.

    Thanks for the great post!

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  5. hahahaha, hehehehehe, hohohohohoh. Loved it. Thanks for the gut (hehe, I said gut) wrenching laugh

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  6. Genuis! I feel much better now...thank you!

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  7. I love the Paris Hilton one. Complete with Muffin top hanging out.

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  8. Lol! I think we'd be okay with ourselves if celebs looked like that. I'm following you from FYBF. Just wanted to say hello.

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  9. I needed the laugh - Thank you!! Hugs!

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  10. Those are too funny! justin timberlake could be The Cable Guy!

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  11. Thanks for the laugh! Paris was my favourite! LOL

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  12. This post just made my night. Thank you!

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  13. These are fantastic! I want to see Katie Holmes fat and I also want to see Angelina Jolie with a muffin top and a few spare chins!

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  14. Love these!!! Just wish Megan Fox was more hideous in her face. Ugh I dislike her immensely.

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  15. LMAO!!!! You just made my day!!!! :)

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  16. Oh this is awesome. Thanks for posing this.

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  17. Thank goodness that you did this - it's exciting to think about what we will look like when we lose it.

    You know, the weight. Not our mental faculties. Some of us have already done that part.

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  18. OMG they look sexier fatter!!! skinny is pointless to me.

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  19. Honestly, I don't think that badmouthing people you don't even know, makes you sound well at all. I opened this page to see a post that I thought could be interesting and make a better point, such as: "They would look good even fat, which proves that there is nothing wrong with being overwheighted". However, all I find here, is someone speaking ugly words about them.
    I never wanted to look like anybody else and in my country we don't have a "celebrity admiration culture", it's different. What I mean is that you don't need to want to be anyone else, you just need to love yourself on the INSIDE and if you're not happy with the way you look because it causes you trouble or discomfort, then you should just say to yourself "I love me and I deserve better than this, so I'm gonna go and get it!", even it it comes to search for professional aid, which fortunately is available, so screw it, just go get whatever help you need and build your own "aid army" to fight for yourself <3.
    I truly believe people can get better if they really want to and work HARD for it, so it's only up to you to believe in yourself instead of criticizing others.
    I'm fit and love myself, and just like being overweighted or muscled or absolutely any other body type, there is nothing wrong with that and you know what? That doesn't matter and it's nobody's f*ckin' business!
    Men just go and dance, swim, jump, hike, do some boxing, karate, ride horses (it's terapeutic), workout with the help of youtube, at your house, outside, anywhere!, and if someone tells you something nasty just tell to "PIPE THE F*CK DOWN" and feel awesome because you are brave enough to fight everything that hurts you and improve yourself the best way you can and they don't even know what that is like, so you don't need to listen to them.
    So GOOD LUCK everyone and just go for it and don't look back! SMILE AND LOVE! Help others and allow yourself to accept their help too. The Internetis full of bad things so just don't go there, there's no point! Just surround yourself with wonderful things that make you smile, even if it's just puppy photos. And because not all things are bad online, there are a ton of delicious vegetarian recipes on youtube that you can cook and that will be good for you AND your weight, also, at your living room you can: put your favourite song on + drink some warm water with a tablespoon of coconut oil mixed in(Dr. Oz tip. 20 mins before meals will give your brain a sense of satisfaction so when you eat the veg healthy DELIIIICIOUS food, all that you want, you wont even crave too much of it!)+ dance for the 20 mins so when you feel like eating anything you already worked out by jumping or doing whatever because you were just having fun and no one can even see you (so no embarassement right? ;)) + put funny vids to laugh about while jumping + watch cooking shows from food network where youlearn about replacing sauces and stuff by nice things like yougurt (I had that are veg optionsthat don't have NEARLY as much flavour and I really think it tastes the same most times) + etc! Just enjoy yourself and add stuff that are good for you while you are at it! Common, give it a try, make it a habbit. Fun habbits can be healthy habbits and before you even bother looking too hard into it again (because when you're having fun you don't look too much into anything) you be feeling and looking better. Many people do it, so can you. Don't think about it and just do what you gotta do! :D Peace!

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  20. I'm sorry, I must correct this mistake (it's late at night here): *Nearly as much fat but the same flavour to me at least :)

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Be nice. Or I will find you and sic my pet zombie on you.